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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA1 @5 J6 C9 C: E
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
y& U2 \ ]# n3 f2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. 2 k3 Y- P0 k2 L, L0 @+ ^
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
3 M% H! t# P, n6 z9 U" e' G& N! [4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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2 w6 k3 b7 G& i/ f/ \ OTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA ) S8 h2 R8 w0 G2 I8 L; P- } T
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1. Big rock between you and B.C.
1 O8 O t G# k8 C: [2. Ottawa who?
2 W4 J. _' A( [9 |$ N* z3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. $ n* c5 p2 q% J9 D. @4 ?
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
! Z- K, R8 S' }. ^* e( O$ K5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. 2 |, H, a! b' X4 ]4 @% P9 L
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. + \1 Z* {" S3 ]/ k2 M: q
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" S0 m% x: L+ s, gTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN % K3 {" b# S4 r5 i# ~3 f
) v1 J; G7 t* {/ i v1. You never run out of wheat.
M- p" C& C( M$ v0 T& l2. Your province is really easy to draw.
) ^3 t) V( P& a- o* J3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. ' q2 z# z6 G% G" Y7 e
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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4 Q) _: I# K0 A+ C% y% H5 Y- KTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. ) k7 i3 B) a( q1 k
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
* F7 [4 e4 r/ j u1 ~1 h5 n9 @7 `3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. & ?. E- |. T) C7 B" C9 p; q
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
p- c' a: s2 Y/ n$ X- E5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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% E! ^, p! ~5 N' Y3 MTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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1. You live in the centre of the universe.
1 p |" }5 z4 U' ~2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. ' a0 }# b1 j) |: n/ Y. F& }
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. 7 Z. W0 B1 V* u- G0 h6 d+ _7 F
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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0 H0 C8 U" [1 T5 Z* ?TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1. Racism is socially acceptable ) b0 B% f9 [/ P
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. 4 L$ n7 D; e) z6 {3 D. L
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. : t, E' |6 q: Y6 U$ _, M) [
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
; G' u( b( s0 m5 j7 ~5 N) ]TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
4 R3 ?* W* x. x$ Y( R8 `2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. 5 m4 F$ h- p& ]' {% T, w* z
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
2 M7 |" M# I7 P7 c$ W: V& {' c4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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7 @# h3 k( P6 [! b& o; e" Z _* t7 PTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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8 Y. T4 D6 k+ H1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
0 [5 D# c: v8 ~5 V% ?2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. ( h& N) C' `- R* A- V
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. . h8 \) D2 j6 ^( U' ?$ n
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& f/ s O" r6 ?TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. 4 w! q( c7 k# F2 G9 z
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
) `1 }& F" H4 K: U4 n. S3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. ( d! T4 f0 {" O6 K0 I; h" e
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
: Y& O$ t9 g7 B6 l2 K5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. " i9 E2 Y. O; k4 G8 A0 y
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. 2 y$ g5 C' X8 G9 }
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P4 L7 M6 P' w+ o% PTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
: _2 W- f) i! Y5 a! |! F9 |# g2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. - m( D1 Z) i# l" r# U
3. The workday is about two hours long. 7 C& B. }2 M( U1 u
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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