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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA6 Z3 I: i+ ~1 Q7 @
X4 E( d0 z- R' {3 s- C$ K6 L1 N$ _1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
7 v8 u! {: n% A3 C$ S2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. 5 C, g3 e7 K2 w
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
' n$ R9 D- p2 D: R& A: ^% W( G4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA 2 P( Z9 P0 t0 H# f
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1. Big rock between you and B.C.
) W8 J k, ?8 x: E. E! P2. Ottawa who?
8 Q7 h) @# I6 A5 j K1 i3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. 6 H8 L' y" Q) U9 G$ o- ?& D- R
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
& o& r2 u# b- K, B! K/ U4 s5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. # V6 l0 Z4 `( [9 F
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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! w+ F' I) q% f/ }4 N! P, h1. You never run out of wheat. 8 D' k5 R1 z( r4 \
2. Your province is really easy to draw. 7 y' {* Z; \+ o0 v
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. ; T, D: a( t- K/ B4 m. p* X$ W2 P
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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6 a7 r% h" k2 QTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA / s0 T& N, r0 D& r+ ]; X4 u7 h% J" U
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
) x$ G- P z" M: E* g5 s: `2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. 0 U" ^8 d) H7 O1 ~% }4 K
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
# x% s; Y% i, o9 f, U" H4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. $ @- t$ J# v& X c9 k& z
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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# U2 j: r, Z) K& RTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO : x7 b) t4 n9 D# C! X: n. F( R ]
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1. You live in the centre of the universe. # r( }$ A) ^4 \2 x; m; ^( h
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. : W" \5 q N+ e6 G
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
7 X, t6 ]. O) f1 h4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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- G# \7 h0 P) \5 J- N# W& S9 I1. Racism is socially acceptable
6 `# s- l9 x: A' P2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
, F: r( D$ P' S: N1 O; B7 |5 g) X3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. 5 W: V8 f: V7 I' X! x
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
6 B! T8 H- c" t/ Y6 ~TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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! s7 ?! i* h v1 FTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
1 Q- `: O) U) f2 O2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. 2 y1 s& O: D7 D* i, U( b% r
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
' t( G9 J9 O2 q+ K3 \8 b4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. 0 Z5 j5 R& n) ~/ R! s, S) Y
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% g/ w# M5 U8 ~+ N5 ^TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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! {- S+ [+ v; |1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. - N; Y6 Q% |. X" q7 s( K6 r
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
6 i2 Q/ v- y* I( @* B# Z4 c( C7 Q3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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0 i, {' W( w7 @, l( ~: q1 }. H0 xTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND % U) g0 C; H: W: U2 O- h
4 j) v1 u& S# n a1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
+ g- [- x" w0 L8 S2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. / a) K/ `! P7 c) i3 Q$ r6 ]1 h: ^
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
5 I8 j9 w* r( M( u! `% S4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
0 e4 q& J8 C& v) A2 J( H5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. N- G. h3 L6 j% L
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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- {- O& W. @ r" xTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND % k, y/ C9 L! d8 w, _6 }; T7 U9 j
, m& i' \0 b4 H! y6 U, R* U. h1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. # ^" r0 f% w( z+ w& ^5 Q
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. , j/ t( K! `/ @( c8 ]1 s6 L/ q6 E$ f
3. The workday is about two hours long.
o$ g7 q6 |8 }9 }4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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