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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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+ j; F u u; u& T1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
7 C5 s/ n5 Y X9 X, Q0 d2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. & {8 ^8 P7 b8 t1 Q& E
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. # t. J6 v4 ^# ^3 n" ?% D. [
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. ' ~8 [3 Z! V7 O5 a: N# h1 k' P/ B! ~
5. Weed 1 C, L5 w( m4 O6 ~! y. S
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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1. Big rock between you and B.C.
' _) h- Q5 l8 b1 f2. Ottawa who?
/ q4 e; F Y5 [* L3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
6 G; r4 U3 Z3 u1 W0 U4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. ! r4 ?* o4 l s# D
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. k4 ?9 R! R0 g- T. ~
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. + ^3 f5 K% u5 C
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% p! c% _: u% r5 |7 @% ?# \ F( PTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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1. You never run out of wheat. * z6 X+ T. K8 L8 m8 O# ?
2. Your province is really easy to draw. + x6 `' l/ [5 e: |! f$ Y+ H
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
. s4 q% |( M# ^4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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' k/ X0 O4 ^2 a9 \% }TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA $ }3 G' Y/ h7 c
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. 3 a4 D3 x, i0 C* @
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. 5 O4 Y. \# n6 u: o) X( e' U
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. 4 F: l: n: ^, p7 {& n$ ~: v
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. 5 H9 A" |" ^$ z
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO & _& K |% f$ P$ J9 g$ O) o% W& W
1 ?6 D/ B5 Z0 F" J1. You live in the centre of the universe.
, h7 {$ G( M5 F0 Z+ x) e7 q2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
! }2 _, j; [* m3 L3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
6 a. I o4 j/ s8 E! u5 s. p2 o4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC / [8 l' }) \1 m* r
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1. Racism is socially acceptable $ X. { e$ P5 e
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. * k& @* D9 Q$ e! q! w# ^
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
& u; d* W* C1 H; n. _7 p9 |4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *+ C( W( |, @" z6 c/ v0 J) ]4 I
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 6 c2 f) c: u5 `" C1 t4 l5 Q$ T
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK # P6 W5 W/ P9 o1 ~$ E3 v- _4 b: c3 R, H
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
! N+ c4 L7 f0 n; X( [ t2 u+ q2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. : a1 |; G8 s# I0 b% A- [% l
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick + y: @6 @1 v/ N
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. ; F8 Y; a' V' ~, t% I
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/ l$ z u) h0 dTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA ! _. z/ Y6 b& \; {% y5 t' q7 ~
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. ) z: U0 s0 n8 N+ V6 h7 x% X. u
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
" y3 ]4 o3 s3 ~. T; d. T5 F3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND / M, c) Q. A& b9 a+ q3 G* r
1 W% q& d' @$ M1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. + {; \, T/ F% y5 N0 S# ?( s# D3 v
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
$ n' O4 e: G( n& ~3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. ( J# k! E, Z: q: g- r: L, \' @
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
# _& X g+ \2 B: G7 @/ U1 T# W5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. 9 u. l! D% q5 Z
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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. t! k/ D N0 e( W! m* a: YTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND , m. G3 z; I2 s8 O k) C9 ]
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
8 j; T- d# k7 ?1 y: a5 a0 {- [2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. 2 S+ ?; V, [5 a- d9 N
3. The workday is about two hours long. ' v) N# \9 Q6 J" A: u" c. H% Y
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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